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lirvilas 17th Jun 2022, 11:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
...

that's Varta restraining Naomi because it's easier for Junior to pretend he's a big man when the girl can't fight back
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Tsath 17th Jun 2022, 11:10 PM edit delete reply
Tsath
Someone needs to have his face gently massaged with a pick handle while he gets slowly castrated with a nutmeg grater
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 10:58 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I had no idea nutmeg graters were a thing!
jawbone 20th Jun 2022, 8:07 PM edit delete reply
jawbone
I just discovered traditional wasabi graters - sharkskin on a board. Just imagine!
lirvilas 20th Jun 2022, 8:15 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
@jawbone

goddamn I want one of those

(for wasabi, you fools)
jawbone 21st Jun 2022, 3:51 PM edit delete reply
jawbone
Soko Hardware, across Post from the Peace Plaza at Japan Trade Center, San Francisco. Mine's steel, as the sharkskin-on-board were out of stock. I also picked up a ryoba on that trip.
sherbettcat 17th Jun 2022, 11:10 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
I'm betting Junior isn't gonna be able to make any juniors of his own by the time this arc is over.
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 10:59 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Ah. Hmm. I wouldn’t hold your breath there.
sherbettcat 18th Jun 2022, 1:39 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
Well shit.
♩Luciano Michelini's "Frolic"♩
KidCthulhu 17th Jun 2022, 11:16 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
Ohhhh boy...

*popcorn munching intensifies*
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 7:30 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Are you trying to torment us with misophonia or is this some demented attempt at “helping” through ASMR?
Jean_Q_Citizen 17th Jun 2022, 11:21 PM edit delete reply
Jean_Q_Citizen
There are times when I question the "no character is safe" ethos of the Lirviverse.

This is not one of those times. Waste the S.O.B.
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 11:01 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I am the wrong person to lobby on this.

Also: is that really how you perceive this stuff? Whoa, had no idea. This is a family restaurant.
jamie59 17th Jun 2022, 11:24 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Takes a real man to beat up a Hooker. Time for the Castration Police. Though they'll need a Microscope to find his tiny little balls.
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 7:31 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I’m picturing the dudes out of The Big Lebowski
Rulerbrain 18th Jun 2022, 1:28 AM edit delete reply
Rulerbrain
Tyler being helpful as always
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 7:33 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
If this is “helpful”, I’d hate to see his active misanthropy.
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 11:40 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
also

your comment cracks me up every time I read it
Ariane Eldar 18th Jun 2022, 3:16 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
That's Varta like I know her. I'll get my nurse costume, Naomi.
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 11:02 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Bad guys doing bad guy things.

Better page Stonecastle or Wildebees, I’ve got no female characters that could take her one-on-one
Jaycee Storm 18th Jun 2022, 3:56 AM edit delete reply
Jaycee Storm
I hope someone hires an elephant to stomp on Junior's balls.
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 7:33 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Or any other part of him, tbh
jawbone 20th Jun 2022, 8:09 PM edit delete reply
jawbone
"May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose/Man an elephant caress you with his toes....
Microraptor 18th Jun 2022, 8:15 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Since it was Jen who got Naomi that gig, this certainly won't help to improve their relationship...
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 7:34 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Hindsight being 20/20 this was a bad idea all around
Mrremoraman 18th Jun 2022, 9:56 AM edit delete reply
Mrremoraman
HOLY SHIT that went south fast!
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 11:03 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Yeah, the network president just left me a VM
Stever 18th Jun 2022, 10:21 AM edit delete reply
Stever
Damn! That was a big step up in escalation.
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 10:57 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Yeah, the editorial team got pulled into conference about that decision. More to follow.
sigpig 18th Jun 2022, 11:38 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
With the swath of recent celebrity/executive sexual abuse/rough sex/assault (Kevin Spacey, Vince McMahon, Bill Cosby, etc) coming into the light, why should something like THIS surprise anyone? It's sick, it's depraved, it's despicable, but it's NOT that uncommon...

As for the aforementioned nutmeg grater, elephant stomp, and pick-axe handle - my favourite has always been a metalworking file and someone's teeth (while they are still implanted). S L O W L Y file-down until you get to the pulp/nerves, and then go even slower. There ARE 28-32 of them (4 are wisdom teeth, so may not be present) in an adult human's mouth...
qka 18th Jun 2022, 12:24 PM edit delete reply
You're too kind. I'd stake them out on the ground next to an ant hill. Fire ants preferably, but you've got to go with what you've got. First you feel them crawling all over you. Then they discover your wet mucous membranes - eyes, nose, mouth. Then their stinging bits as they determine if you're good to eat. Then ... well, you get the picture. Long, slow, painful, potentially fatal.
jawbone 20th Jun 2022, 8:11 PM edit delete reply
jawbone
Ritual excarnation for the win!
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 11:39 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
@sig:

amateur dental work without anesthesia is an entirely 'nother level of fucked up torture

also it's probably not covered by insurance
SchipLover 18th Jun 2022, 3:54 PM edit delete reply
SchipLover
Whoa! Donna may not like Naomi marrying her dad, but she'll be a comin' with a fury!!
sigpig 18th Jun 2022, 4:09 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
That last phrase can be interpreted MANY different ways...
SchipLover 18th Jun 2022, 10:02 PM edit delete reply
SchipLover
Exactly!
lirvilas 18th Jun 2022, 11:40 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
@Schip:

I think we might be able to bring in a heavier hitter than a redhead saleswoman
sigpig 19th Jun 2022, 11:02 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Nin-Chuck?
Eric?
Happy?
Selene?
Mercy?
Ethel?
Hammerskol?
Bogeyman?
Maggie?
Carter?
Bishop?







Tona?
lirvilas 19th Jun 2022, 4:42 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Bruh

Why u bringing a Jedi to a Sith fight?

Edit: OK that last one is more on the mark… other than the fact that she dead
Thracecius 21st Jun 2022, 1:34 PM edit delete reply
Thracecius
I'm not a fan of Naomi, but this is most certainly not something I'd wish on her, or any woman for that matter. People like this pustule need either an extensive rehabilitation program (not likely to work) or a bullet to the brain, wherever it may be located. There's no excuse for this behavior.
lirvilas 29th Jun 2022, 10:47 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
man, I had to dig for your comment, didn't want to forget it

there's plenty of garden variety scum who skirt accountability for their violence their entire lives, but it's the ones that paper it over with an excess of money (nondisclosure agreements, out-of-court settlements) that really make me sick
Guest 30th Jun 2022, 12:34 PM edit delete reply
No argument from me on that note. Where do we send our medical bills? :D