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lirvilas 20th Jun 2022, 3:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
Welcome to the new chapter. All the sins of the last one will play out in time, but just to summarize, the Drake family has consolidated ownership of the Terre Haute Coffee Company from its previous corporate masters and is looking to expand for reasons that remain their own.

Speaking of outright crimes, here's Mr. Wong's hiring application lol (he appears courtesy of Mightguy15)

edit: and for those of you want to know how that last page went, the vote incentive is updated (more NSFW than usual)
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sherbettcat 20th Jun 2022, 3:13 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
Oh God...It's him!
lirvilas 20th Jun 2022, 4:18 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
that’s extraordinarily fucked up

We built the internet to withstand thermonuclear war and this is how it’s getting used?!
sherbettcat 20th Jun 2022, 5:03 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
This is what Werner Herzog sees when he closes his eyes. What he hears, when he is all alone with his most private thoughts.
KidCthulhu 20th Jun 2022, 6:45 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
Glad to see I'm not the only one to hear Bill Corbett's IcecreamBunny "HUR HURR HURR" when I see Baxton ^_~

It's evil! We animals can sense such things!
Microraptor 20th Jun 2022, 3:41 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Not so fast, Donna - pandering to the furry crowd may prove to be lucrative...
(I mean, think about it: People who can afford fursuits and stuff clearly have money.)
lirvilas 20th Jun 2022, 4:16 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Gonna pass up a chance to rant about the difference between “conspicuous expenditures” and “wealth”

A bunch of Pokémon cosplay shenanigans are always potentially less than 30-45 minutes away, but there I draw the line
Octopus Ink 20th Jun 2022, 4:50 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor 20th Jun 2022, 5:35 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Ah yes, like in the Howard the Duck movie...
Stilldown 20th Jun 2022, 4:22 PM edit delete reply
Stilldown
As a popular german dictum -
"Maske? - Welche Maske?"
lirvilas 20th Jun 2022, 8:33 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
THAT is a disturbing clip and I sure hope there was makeup/prosthetics involved!
Stilldown 21st Jun 2022, 1:56 AM edit delete reply
Stilldown
As a background: it was cut from a iconic sketch made by Loriot, about an actor who usually got hired for monster roles, and the interviewer asks him to remove the mask, what he can't for obvious reasons.
mightguy15 20th Jun 2022, 4:45 PM edit delete reply
mightguy15
XD

It's all good Baxton a few more months of unemployment can't hurt XD

BTW for anyone curious he's from a webcomic I created but accidentally deleted XD
lirvilas 20th Jun 2022, 5:42 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Persistence matters! It might take a while, but I got a sneaking suspicion that this ain’t over.
Jaycee Storm 20th Jun 2022, 4:55 PM edit delete reply
Jaycee Storm
"Hell nah, NO RABBIT-MEN ALLOWED!!"
lirvilas 20th Jun 2022, 8:33 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
tbh where are rabbit-men welcomed anymore?
Spelledeg 20th Jun 2022, 5:09 PM edit delete reply
Spelledeg
I laughed so hard at this today. Thank you this made Monday better :'D
lirvilas 20th Jun 2022, 8:20 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I came up with this about two seconds after seeing Mightguy's post in that thread

the only thing worse than interviewing for a job is interviewing people for a job
StLOrca 20th Jun 2022, 6:51 PM edit delete reply
StLOrca
“Terre Haute Coffee contains ingredients!”
lirvilas 20th Jun 2022, 8:18 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I reserve the right to rip off that pitch!
StLOrca 20th Jun 2022, 10:58 PM edit delete reply
StLOrca
I serves it up, lirvilas scores on the rebound.
ProfEtheric 20th Jun 2022, 8:49 PM edit delete reply
ProfEtheric
Well played, Sir. I actually laughed out loud.

Donna seems to handle the truly weird very well...
lirvilas 20th Jun 2022, 11:19 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
the sinister, despairing content exerts a devastatingly strong gravitational pull

gotta fire up dem engines of comedy
Casscade 21st Jun 2022, 5:47 AM edit delete reply
Casscade
It's early in the morning, so I had to stifle my laughter really, REALLY hard when I clicked on this page. Lmfao!! Same for his hiring application, my God! Lol! You both are killing me here! XD
lirvilas 21st Jun 2022, 11:20 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Ha ha ha thanks! Damn glad that Mightguy had the stones to send me someone totally inappropriate
Stever 21st Jun 2022, 6:44 AM edit delete reply
Stever
I've got a solution for the labor market. We just have to train our dogs and cats to help us out at the office. No ethical problems in that, mostly.

I swear, on Instagram, people have trained their dogs to do literally anything.
lirvilas 21st Jun 2022, 11:22 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
The labor market’s screwed because COVID turned back that whole “women in the labor force” concept by a generation

But don’t you worry, a recession’s coming and all our hiring problems will be solved

man it’s really hard to keep this shit light and funny. I concur, we need more silly pet videos
sigpig 21st Jun 2022, 10:28 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
There's an entore WAREHOUSE full of ready-made and fully-functional unemployed clones that are probably looking for a job...
lirvilas 21st Jun 2022, 11:20 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Eh, all but one of those clones met horrible fates

And I wanna draw some pinups
BUMBLEBEE 26th Jun 2022, 4:04 PM edit delete reply
BUMBLEBEE
One of my favorite pages - just the pure frustration. After all the weird ass dealings she's had, Donna has zero time for a dude with a rabbit face. Maybe two hundred pages ago he could've got a second interview, but now - just get out.
lirvilas 26th Jun 2022, 4:37 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I'm glad that a few of y'all like this page too... I drew it, cackle like a fool every time I re-read it, and vaguely wonder if something's wrong with me