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lirvilas 7th Jul 2022, 11:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
Monday Morning appears courtesy of Jean Q. Citizen!
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jamie59 7th Jul 2022, 11:43 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
It's Star Pussy.
MikeLinPA 8th Jul 2022, 7:35 AM edit delete reply
That's the best kind!
lirvilas 8th Jul 2022, 10:44 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I suppose at some point a belt can be worn so low it becomes an anklet
That Guy 8th Jul 2022, 12:22 AM edit delete reply
Bikini barista would be a great job for a rehabilitating ex-con. No theft convictions, but anything else...
And you wouldn't need to pay them top dollar.
lirvilas 8th Jul 2022, 10:45 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Yeah, regardless of how bad an idea this would be in practice the next page mighta taken a cue from this comment. Thanks!
That Guy 10th Jul 2022, 5:45 PM edit delete reply
I suddenly feel powerful.
Jean_Q_Citizen 8th Jul 2022, 12:49 AM edit delete reply
Jean_Q_Citizen
My gal Monday takes the money however she can get it.

Also, what's on Monday's phone, her job application, embiggenized.:
lirvilas 8th Jul 2022, 10:46 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
re: take the money

that's the damn problem!
Jaycee Storm 8th Jul 2022, 1:31 AM edit delete reply
Jaycee Storm
I lost my shit at "did jail get out early today" lol
lirvilas 8th Jul 2022, 10:46 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
punchline finalized at like 60 seconds prior to posting


ugh


stay in school kids
jawbone 9th Jul 2022, 3:09 PM edit delete reply
jawbone
Yo, Kweeksdraw!
(from Baba Louie)
KidCthulhu 8th Jul 2022, 6:10 AM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
Take what you can get...
lirvilas 8th Jul 2022, 10:47 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
or take it anyway!

Monday is a mite too dangerous to keep around here!
Stever 8th Jul 2022, 6:17 AM edit delete reply
Stever
Hahaha! "Did jail get out early" XD

Everything's negotiable.
lirvilas 8th Jul 2022, 10:51 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I would hope that there are some things that are non-negotiable

some deals simply can't be accepted... see Webtoons/Tapas site Terms & Conditions for an example
Stever 9th Jul 2022, 9:57 AM edit delete reply
Stever
I've never put a comic on Webtoons or Tapas, but I didn't realize they've got a bad deal going. So many people use them.
lirvilas 9th Jul 2022, 10:23 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Tapas and Webtoon don't allow "sexually explicit" content. According to their ToS you can on-camera decapitate a motherfucker but you can't show uncovered female nipples because one of those is more damaging apparently.

Those guys are cowardly puritan pricks more interested in catering to the Apple Store's terms and conditions than providing a platform that welcomes diverse content. (This is why I put up with that son of a bitch Kyo... love ya, Kyo!) Of course I run a smutty webcomic, so obviously I'm biased. But I assure you that under not-so-implausible circumstances here in the US Tapas/Webtoon would ban the shit out of homosexual content, because cowards.
Stever 9th Jul 2022, 10:23 AM edit delete reply
Stever
Yeah, fuck that...
Microraptor 8th Jul 2022, 11:51 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
No felonies? Uh oh...
At least my girl Charm Quark got released released herself from jail...
lirvilas 8th Jul 2022, 11:57 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Yeah she might show up…
sigpig 9th Jul 2022, 11:20 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Hire her, and then hire Mercy Black. That way, you can have the Goth Triplets (Mercy, Monday, and Ethel) working the window...

Can you imagine the music that would be playing on the speakers?
lirvilas 9th Jul 2022, 11:24 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
a driving bass line backing high pitched screaming at 120 dB from the external speakers; it would cut out when the window went open

but yeah, this is totally hypothetical, I don't think those three could stand each others' presence for more than thirty minutes

edit: stilldown this is your cue