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lirvilas 9th Jul 2022, 8:01 PM edit delete
Featuring Monica Sinclair's ass!

Villains in this comic:
-Tyler Ashley
-Elliott Maerc
-Augustus Alexander
-Volstruis Mbuni
-Felicia Kingsley

And you'll note that Donna's "weapon of choice" isn't employable against one of these.

ALSO: the vote incentive is freshly... shaved.
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KidCthulhu 9th Jul 2022, 8:05 PM edit delete reply
This is gonna turn into a shitshow, ain't it? ^_^
StLOrca 9th Jul 2022, 11:18 PM edit delete reply
I think “shitshow” is the default setting.
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 10:33 PM edit delete reply
@both of you:

sherbettcat 9th Jul 2022, 8:15 PM edit delete reply
Oh. this is gonna go south quick! - Golden Corral's Haute Coffee's newest slogan!
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 10:34 PM edit delete reply
See above comment reply!
Spellodello 9th Jul 2022, 8:19 PM edit delete reply
Ohhhh no, bye Felicia
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 10:34 PM edit delete reply
Donna... doesn't hook people up to car batteries. Felicia will be... fine.
sigpig 11th Jul 2022, 8:01 AM edit delete reply
Just wait until Donna sends Felicia on a delivery to Maggie. Car batteries will be the LAST thing to worry about...
lirvilas 12th Jul 2022, 10:33 PM edit delete reply
kinda conflicted about bringing Maggie into this chapter for reasons

however I assure you that Maggie and Felicia will catch up. there's no threat there unless [spoilers] because they are supposed to be on good terms, as Felicia is one of Maggie's very few friends.

tbh seeing how obviously lonely Maggie was inspired the relationship she has with Donna in this comic. those fuckers at Jefferson would've let her work herself to death and Prof damn it stopped publishing so I had to bring her over
sigpig 13th Jul 2022, 10:56 AM edit delete reply
I haven't forgotten about that. I was just thinking that Maggie might be a little TOO scatterbrained at the moment to ensure that...unfortunate...things don't happen to Felicia (energy drink, clone army, accidental enemas, "upgrading" her insides, etc) while they catch-up on old times over some Haute Cafe...

Donna will probably not even tell her who to deliver the coffee TO - just an address and building number.
Microraptor 9th Jul 2022, 8:56 PM edit delete reply
"And you'll note that Donna's "weapon of choice" isn't employable against one of these."

I suppose the reason for that is because Donna just can't fake swinging that way, right?
I mean, when dealing with Felicia, that method worked quite well for a certain unmentionable blonde... ;-)
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 11:23 AM edit delete reply
MR, bro I'm talking about Donna's ability to bullshit, dissemble, lie, the usual sales pitch stuff

Felicia the Investigative Reporter/Crusader has a Class I military-grade bullshit detector and won't stand for any of that noise

WHAT were you possibly talking about lol
sigpig 13th Jul 2022, 10:58 AM edit delete reply
We have already seen that it isn't employable on Gus, as demonstrated by the Ashleys.

Everyone else on that list is fair game. I think Felicity is the only other one that Donna HASN'T had sex with...
jamie59 9th Jul 2022, 9:13 PM edit delete reply
vote incentive nice Jewelry Donna.
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 11:27 AM edit delete reply
somewhere in Africa right now there is an insanely violent warlord literally flogging entire mining companies to death in order to find bigger and shinier diamonds with which to "decorate" our heroine
Jay042 9th Jul 2022, 9:28 PM edit delete reply
At least the chances of Felcia waking up naked in Eric's car are relatively low since he's in Ukraine right now.
sigpig 10th Jul 2022, 11:19 AM edit delete reply
Being in Ukraine won't stop that from happening, though...
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 11:28 AM edit delete reply
pretty sure that waking naked (but alive) in a car trunk isn't even anywhere near the top 10 worst things that can happen to you in Ukraine right now

also that only happened once or twice whatever happened to forgiveness lol
sigpig 13th Jul 2022, 11:02 AM edit delete reply
Also, did he take his car to Ukraine? Because if not, then it's still in AF, and Felicia can wake up naked in it rather easily.

Of course, if she tries to go TOO undercover and is accidentally shipped to Ukraine in a MAERSEK weapons delivery, she could very well wake up naked in a vehicle Eric is driving...
spacekrispies 9th Jul 2022, 10:33 PM edit delete reply
Considering all the other potential things 'they' probably use prison labor for, this does not surprise me.
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 3:53 PM edit delete reply
I would hope this is a couple degrees more stupid than anything real life can throw at us

I would hope
spacekrispies 10th Jul 2022, 6:01 PM edit delete reply
Call me Tom 9th Jul 2022, 11:49 PM edit delete reply
Well, shit meet fan!
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 11:29 AM edit delete reply
with the way the world is going

they need to make fans that are rated for blowing through that stuff
ProfEtheric 10th Jul 2022, 1:55 AM edit delete reply

Are you saying that Felicia is the worst that could happen?



...fair enough
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 3:51 PM edit delete reply
the incorruptible paladin advances, wielding crushing mace, blinding silver buckler, and furious righteousness

-defonitely not Tolkien
The Letter M 10th Jul 2022, 7:06 AM edit delete reply
The Letter M
Hahaha. Wonderful.
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 11:21 AM edit delete reply
have to admit I'm a little concerned about the extensive upvotes for someone's Nazi tramp stamp

sex and violence indeed
Nunya 10th Jul 2022, 10:21 AM edit delete reply
Two bad predictions on how Felicia ends getting told 'bye'.

1. She ends up in Doctor Maggie's lab, restrained to a counter and entertaining one of the clones.

2. She ends up working a shift at the coffee shop [in the usual uniform] under the close supervision of the delightful parolee with the Germanic tats while copious pictures are taken so she doesn't get the urge to publish anything about the business or its employees.
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 11:19 AM edit delete reply
not to get too ahead of myself, but conspiracy reporter Felicia Kingsley doesn't give a good god damn about a slutty Midwest coffee shop
Nunya 10th Jul 2022, 10:25 AM edit delete reply
Just came back from the incentive. Is my memory failing me or is this the first time we've clearly seen all of Donna's jewelry "down there"?
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 11:20 AM edit delete reply
-Donna's a freak, yo
-I'm inconsistent as hell

that's why
Stever 10th Jul 2022, 3:26 PM edit delete reply
I really got my money's worth on that voting incentive.
lirvilas 12th Jul 2022, 10:36 PM edit delete reply
Donna's... decorations... definitely have a monetary value measured in troy ounces
sigpig 13th Jul 2022, 11:05 AM edit delete reply
I was going to say that she would definitely set off the metal detectors at the TSA, but she already has that minor inconvenience covered.
lirvilas 13th Jul 2022, 11:31 AM edit delete reply
Ha ha ha it’s no “inconvenience”, it’s motivation to go to the airport more often
jellyfishin 10th Jul 2022, 4:15 PM edit delete reply
Haute Coffee is about the enter the phase of finding out after choosing to fuck around on ways to find new employees.
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 10:24 PM edit delete reply
NeilKapit 10th Jul 2022, 10:14 PM edit delete reply
Spoke too soon about the character of the new prison ‘hires’
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 10:35 PM edit delete reply
they're passionate about politics?

naw, I'm just trying to get this comic banned in Germany like all the other cool comics
Jazz Nevermore 10th Jul 2022, 10:24 PM edit delete reply
Jazz Nevermore
This ain't gonna go well....
lirvilas 10th Jul 2022, 10:35 PM edit delete reply
define "well"
BUMBLEBEE 11th Jul 2022, 7:59 PM edit delete reply
I like that this page is bookended by Felicia Kingsley. What is that thing about Chekhovs gun?
lirvilas 11th Jul 2022, 8:08 PM edit delete reply
don't leave it lying around loaded
BlueDragon 10th Nov 2022, 12:09 AM edit delete reply

And the the other shoe fell.

I mean...

I try to be open. But that's not cool. D:

Dude, Lirv, you're making me question my moral values with this coffee comic. Stop making me think!

(I'm kidding, dude, do your thing. We must think. It's good to question things.)