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lirvilas 13th Jul 2022, 10:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
well, at least Denise has learned to lie to herself

if you want to distance yourself from a boneheaded statement, just make an even bigger and dumber claim

ALSO: SPELLODELLO MADE THIS

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HA HA HA YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT (thanks Spellz!)
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Jay042 13th Jul 2022, 10:02 PM edit delete reply
Jay042
That works so well for Republicans!
lirvilas 13th Jul 2022, 10:04 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Cunnilingus?

lol
SchipLover 14th Jul 2022, 10:11 AM edit delete reply
SchipLover
I wonder if the Republicans will ever outlaw kissing ass since they have real problems with most other parts of the nether regions.
jamie59 13th Jul 2022, 10:13 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Just tell yourselves you just need to practice on Clits first.
lirvilas 13th Jul 2022, 10:15 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
because they're like tiny little-

no, no they're not
sigpig 14th Jul 2022, 11:43 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
At least that way, they will be able to instruct the boys on how to please them... lol
spacekrispies 13th Jul 2022, 10:16 PM edit delete reply
spacekrispies
Ah, the dreaded "C" Word.
How I hate it.

These girls both have to do a bit of soul-searching, world-watching and reminding themselves and each other that it's 2022.
Then, they can get back to eating pussy with a more enlightened outlook.
lirvilas 13th Jul 2022, 10:32 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
complication: without aggressive and effective action over multiple upcoming election cycles, most of the protections for homosexuals in America are going to be eliminated

complication: rural midwest social expectations

complication: Lirv doesn't write happy endings (at least, not THAT kind)

oh, wait, you're talking about a different "C" word lol
Jaycee Storm 14th Jul 2022, 1:32 AM edit delete reply
Jaycee Storm
Hahahaha she actually thinks that licking clit will somehow carry over to a straight relationship.

Quit lying to yourself, Denise. You're gay (or bi) and you damn well know it, so just fucking accept it. 🏳️‍🌈
lirvilas 15th Jul 2022, 11:24 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
They're young and not anywhere close to done hurting each other
KidCthulhu 14th Jul 2022, 6:07 AM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
So De Nile is also a river in Illinois.

Loving the M.Bison inspired Avatar, BTW (And yes, I know in the original Japanese version of Street Fighter II, the red-clad Fascist was named Vega, the insane acrobatic matador was named after Capcom's favorite Tolkien monster, and the boxer was named Mike Bison)
lirvilas 14th Jul 2022, 2:21 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
You know what’s really disturbing?

I made that avatar tooooootally independent of Street Fighter II.
KidCthulhu 14th Jul 2022, 2:47 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
Is that why you changed your avatar back? ^_~
lirvilas 14th Jul 2022, 2:56 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Naw it’s still the new “M. Lirvson” avatar; I’m personally having some cache issues where my old avatar is showing in a bunch of places despite being replaced.
Stever 14th Jul 2022, 6:09 AM edit delete reply
Stever
Stop bitching and let her practice XD
lirvilas 15th Jul 2022, 11:26 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
awkward "friendships" make the best drama
Microraptor 14th Jul 2022, 12:14 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Denise, don't go all "no homo" here, and tell us more about Donna's alleged porn career instead!
lirvilas 15th Jul 2022, 11:26 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
that's a story that's best told under a Morningstar
Spellodello 14th Jul 2022, 3:21 PM edit delete reply
Spellodello
I DID THINK YOU FORGOT AAHA

Denise just wants to be
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with Jo!!!

midwestern sensibilities be damned
lirvilas 15th Jul 2022, 11:28 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
whoever made that font should be made to stand nekkid in the public square and get shamed

it's a damned shame that so much of the Midwest's youth have to "move to the city" just to be able to be themselves.
The Letter M 16th Jul 2022, 12:22 AM edit delete reply
The Letter M
These things can be so confusing...hahaha