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lirvilas 20th Jul 2022, 10:01 PM edit delete
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jamie59 20th Jul 2022, 10:09 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Start adjusting your Boobs when you see a Car. Maybe you can break the record.
lirvilas 20th Jul 2022, 10:16 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
or at least break another Camry
DT_Colaptes 20th Jul 2022, 10:13 PM edit delete reply
DT_Colaptes
Jesus would have been into motorboating. You turn your cheek, and then the other one, and then again, and again
lirvilas 20th Jul 2022, 10:17 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
hell yes Jesus woulda been down for that shit
sigpig 21st Jul 2022, 10:55 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Something, something, Mary Magdalin, something...
spacekrispies 20th Jul 2022, 10:27 PM edit delete reply
spacekrispies
JEEZ!
C'mon, dude!
You've never seen a blonde amazon in a Stetson hat with huge tits before?!
THIS IS AMERICA!!
What else do we even MAKE in this country, anymore?!
Toughen UP, already!
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:27 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I 'member when that's all they had in them skin magazines
and we liked it
yessir

/leans back in rocking chair
Jean_Q_Citizen 20th Jul 2022, 11:24 PM edit delete reply
Jean_Q_Citizen
Pow! Right In The Drive-Thru.
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:25 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
that's good, that's really good!
Jaycee Storm 21st Jul 2022, 2:18 AM edit delete reply
Jaycee Storm
Busty cowgirls can stop traffic in an instant.

That's why they'd make good traffic cops.
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:27 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Texass Rangers amirite
sigpig 22nd Jul 2022, 12:21 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
They would need industrial quantitties of sunblock.

(see what I did there?)
Stever 21st Jul 2022, 6:21 AM edit delete reply
Stever
The way people have been driving around here lately, I've got to say it doesn't surprise me, especially if it's pre caffeine.
sigpig 21st Jul 2022, 10:56 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Hence the coffee shop...
You need a jolt of espresso before driving there... lol
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:29 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I won't mind it when the robots take over that task, nosir

(the driving, not the coffee drinking)
Nunya 21st Jul 2022, 10:50 AM edit delete reply
If four is the record, can you fire up the retro-cam and give us look at the barista in her bikini as a vote incentive?
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:30 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I can picture it in my mind's eye, but I'm getting so flogged by reality I'm not making any promises before the end of the month
Microraptor 21st Jul 2022, 1:15 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
I wonder if Haute Coffee is insured specifically for that...

Geez, how do you even explain that to your insurance company!?
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:30 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
that's the landlord's problem, tbh

however I am quite sure that the local Anvil Flats auto repair industry has nothing to complain about
sigpig 22nd Jul 2022, 12:22 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
Same with the Anvil Flats used-car industry, as we have seen...
NeilKapit 8th Aug 2022, 1:00 AM edit delete reply
NeilKapit
And this is why Hooters doesn’t have a drive-through, that and lack of demand for their food outside of Hooters