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lirvilas 20th Jul 2022, 10:01 PM edit delete
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jamie59 20th Jul 2022, 10:09 PM edit delete reply
Start adjusting your Boobs when you see a Car. Maybe you can break the record.
lirvilas 20th Jul 2022, 10:16 PM edit delete reply
or at least break another Camry
DT_Colaptes 20th Jul 2022, 10:13 PM edit delete reply
Jesus would have been into motorboating. You turn your cheek, and then the other one, and then again, and again
lirvilas 20th Jul 2022, 10:17 PM edit delete reply
hell yes Jesus woulda been down for that shit
sigpig 21st Jul 2022, 10:55 AM edit delete reply
Something, something, Mary Magdalin, something...
spacekrispies 20th Jul 2022, 10:27 PM edit delete reply
C'mon, dude!
You've never seen a blonde amazon in a Stetson hat with huge tits before?!
What else do we even MAKE in this country, anymore?!
Toughen UP, already!
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:27 PM edit delete reply
I 'member when that's all they had in them skin magazines
and we liked it

/leans back in rocking chair
Jean_Q_Citizen 20th Jul 2022, 11:24 PM edit delete reply
Pow! Right In The Drive-Thru.
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:25 PM edit delete reply
that's good, that's really good!
Jaycee Storm 21st Jul 2022, 2:18 AM edit delete reply
Jaycee Storm
Busty cowgirls can stop traffic in an instant.

That's why they'd make good traffic cops.
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:27 PM edit delete reply
Texass Rangers amirite
sigpig 22nd Jul 2022, 12:21 PM edit delete reply
They would need industrial quantitties of sunblock.

(see what I did there?)
Stever 21st Jul 2022, 6:21 AM edit delete reply
The way people have been driving around here lately, I've got to say it doesn't surprise me, especially if it's pre caffeine.
sigpig 21st Jul 2022, 10:56 AM edit delete reply
Hence the coffee shop...
You need a jolt of espresso before driving there... lol
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:29 PM edit delete reply
I won't mind it when the robots take over that task, nosir

(the driving, not the coffee drinking)
Nunya 21st Jul 2022, 10:50 AM edit delete reply
If four is the record, can you fire up the retro-cam and give us look at the barista in her bikini as a vote incentive?
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:30 PM edit delete reply
I can picture it in my mind's eye, but I'm getting so flogged by reality I'm not making any promises before the end of the month
Microraptor 21st Jul 2022, 1:15 PM edit delete reply
I wonder if Haute Coffee is insured specifically for that...

Geez, how do you even explain that to your insurance company!?
lirvilas 21st Jul 2022, 11:30 PM edit delete reply
that's the landlord's problem, tbh

however I am quite sure that the local Anvil Flats auto repair industry has nothing to complain about
sigpig 22nd Jul 2022, 12:22 PM edit delete reply
Same with the Anvil Flats used-car industry, as we have seen...
NeilKapit 8th Aug 2022, 1:00 AM edit delete reply
And this is why Hooters doesn’t have a drive-through, that and lack of demand for their food outside of Hooters