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lirvilas 7th Aug 2022, 6:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
They called it Shake Hands With Danger.

thanks for all the well-wishes, I'm patching up right quick.

also I posted a vote incentive update earlier today if you didn't catch it
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Microraptor 7th Aug 2022, 6:06 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Not everybody shares your "hobbies", Donna...

(Also, LOL regarding the vote incentive!)
lirvilas 7th Aug 2022, 7:00 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Man can you imagine Donna in her sixties saying stuff like this?! Maybe I won’t kill her off.

You can blame nunya for the vote incentive, there’s a non-zero chance that we’ll see more automotive accidents
joviansmiles 7th Aug 2022, 6:07 PM edit delete reply
joviansmiles
Cavity search was not with a dentist
lirvilas 7th Aug 2022, 6:57 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
…because that’s an entirely different fetish
sherbettcat 7th Aug 2022, 6:39 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
But why was it a training video for Wendy's?
lirvilas 7th Aug 2022, 6:56 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Lol you’re killing me
jamie59 7th Aug 2022, 7:17 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Just got to work on those relaxing skills.

Incentive: Just imagine how many more would pile up if you weren't covering your Holes Donna.
lirvilas 8th Aug 2022, 8:41 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
that’s a bad bad idea, they gotta keep that Interstate flowing
KidCthulhu 7th Aug 2022, 8:07 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
Why do I have a feeling Kerri is about to have a new sugar mama?

Also, love love love the new vote incentive.
lirvilas 8th Aug 2022, 8:41 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Kerri is… going to have some problems

Also: thanks!
Jaycee Storm 7th Aug 2022, 9:37 PM edit delete reply
Jaycee Storm
SEARCHING for a search?

Oh, Donna. You're just so incredibly...Donna, lol.
lirvilas 8th Aug 2022, 8:41 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
You like what you like
Faiya 8th Aug 2022, 9:15 AM edit delete reply
"Donna is not a licensed operator, but Jeff feels he owes it to her to let her try to operate the bulldozer after she gave him a blowjob in the coffee room. He's thinking with his head, but the wrong one."
*best country guitar riff of all time*
SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER
lirvilas 8th Aug 2022, 9:31 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
/accidentally drives bulldozer over break room and Jeff
KidCthulhu 8th Aug 2022, 9:16 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
Dude, Chuck Hamlin's body isn't even cold yet! He was their best O-ring replacer.
Nunya 8th Aug 2022, 9:38 AM edit delete reply
Damn. Four car pile-up. Impressive. I wonder how long it takes her to tie those shoes. And whether anything interesting [distracting] shows around that strip of dental floss running between her cheeks. At least the guy standing behind the far-right car has a smile on his face.

I'll happily take the blame for instigating the incentive.

Glad to hear you're on the mend.
lirvilas 8th Aug 2022, 8:42 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
“…and after that she switched to heels.”

Thanks!
Stever 8th Aug 2022, 10:22 AM edit delete reply
Stever
I'll bet the airlines have a whole drawer of disgustingly awesome training videos. XD
lirvilas 8th Aug 2022, 8:44 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I know where the airlines get their pilots, so I wouldn’t be unsurprised if there was a Human Resources nightmare in every locker, desk, and duffel bag