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lirvilas 8th Feb 2020, 9:01 PM edit delete
You ever get one of those super awesome "50% off" deals and then you look at the small print? Yeah...

edit: I fucking hate Hank already
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jamie59 8th Feb 2020, 9:43 PM edit delete reply
90% off what the price would be after 3 years of 300% inflation.

By the way what's the half life expectancy of her shirts? I'm guessing 2 hours.
lirvilas 9th Feb 2020, 1:00 PM edit delete reply
She probably needs a discount on her shirts, yes.

More costume changes afoot...
Microraptor 9th Feb 2020, 8:19 AM edit delete reply
Over here we had a hardware store chain that always advertised with: "20 % off on everything! (Except animal food.)"
lirvilas 9th Feb 2020, 12:59 PM edit delete reply
Yeah "discounts" don't mean anything without context--how much is it normally?
Microraptor 9th Feb 2020, 1:59 PM edit delete reply
Fun fact (well, quite probably not so fun for the people working there): This discount campaign actually lead to the store chain's bankruptcy!
lirvilas 9th Feb 2020, 9:38 PM edit delete reply
well, it's less awkward to explain than "sex cult blimp explosion"


not that that would apply to anyone we know
sigpig 9th Feb 2020, 11:12 AM edit delete reply
Does Donna wear green lipstick because red means "Stop" and green means "Go"?

Or is it red means "Stop, wrong hole"?
lirvilas 9th Feb 2020, 11:33 AM edit delete reply
Well Sig despite yourself you're hitting on a number of things:

1) Donna's design is pretty heavily skewed towards red shades, hence something to break out from that (along with her eyes and nails).

2) Green is the color of money and as previously bluntly asserted, Donna can sell anything because she always says the right words.

3) Donna as a character weaponizes her appearance in order to turn off mens' brains. Despite this being a throw away blue comedy I'll probably wade into whether that is getting her what she wants out of life.

y'all are probably going to accuse me of bait-and-switch, tbh
jamie59 9th Feb 2020, 4:39 PM edit delete reply
She strikes me as a woman who'd never say wrong hole as long as she gets something she wants.
Thracecius 10th Feb 2020, 3:18 PM edit delete reply
HA! It's hilarious that Donna refers to her cubicle as "her bedroom". :D
lirvilas 10th Feb 2020, 3:59 PM edit delete reply
Well, it's where the customer gets fucked

originally it was supposed to be "if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen" but come on, I've got a reputation to keep up
Thracecius 11th Feb 2020, 11:58 AM edit delete reply
We wouldn't have it any other way, I'm sure. ;)
...(RockB) 11th Mar 2020, 8:03 PM edit delete reply
Sometimes, well most often, I suspect that they first put a label with double the normal price, strike that out and add a price tag with the regular price.
lirvilas 11th Mar 2020, 8:19 PM edit delete reply
what is "price"?

ha, you should see how places like Walmart expect to sell a 100 shirts. Most go "on sale".
...(RockB) 12th Mar 2020, 5:23 AM edit delete reply
>> what is "price"?

Huh... according to my online-dictionary (dict.cc) it is what I thought it is: The amount of money they say they want you to pay for something the want to sell. Not necessarily what they really want you to pay for it. Has little to do with what they paid for it. Has even less to do with production costs.

Walmart might be famous for that but there are others, too, who regularly do that. Two years ago I bought some T-shirts for 1.50€ (probably 1.80$) each. I felt like a thief but they didn't say anything.
mightguy15 12th Mar 2020, 2:15 PM edit delete reply
Poor Hank.

Always getting manhandled lol.
Jazz Nevermore 20th Jul 2021, 2:26 AM edit delete reply
Jazz Nevermore
I don't really know Hank yet, but I already don't like him.
Yolkenegg 19th Feb 2022, 11:38 PM edit delete reply
90% off and then it's just the normal price anyway.
lirvilas 20th Feb 2022, 2:18 PM edit delete reply
someone's worked retail