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lirvilas 5th Sep 2022, 10:01 PM edit delete
this would normally be the lead in for a webcomic to start selling shit on Redbubble...
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Jaycee Storm 5th Sep 2022, 10:40 PM edit delete reply
Jaycee Storm
"Buy our Haute Coffee merch now to live out your slutty barista fantasies!"

The tagline for a Haute Coffee merch ad, probably.
StLOrca 5th Sep 2022, 11:01 PM edit delete reply

“Some like it hot, but everyone likes it Haute!”
lirvilas 6th Sep 2022, 11:23 AM edit delete reply

(probably worth a Google to find out if someone in Terre Haute--including the Chamber of Commerce--isn't already using that)
Stever 6th Sep 2022, 6:20 AM edit delete reply
Ah, yes, the burgeoning market of bikinis for men.

What's redbubble?
sigpig 6th Sep 2022, 8:04 AM edit delete reply
I think its a site where you can flog t-shirts, mugs, buttons, stickers, and the like of your artwork.
lirvilas 6th Sep 2022, 11:20 AM edit delete reply
yeah, they manufacture that stuff on demand, so there's no inventory to carry. however, since they do all the heavy lifting they take a big chunk of the revenue. even bothering to set up an account with redbubble would take me perceiving a level of fandom that I think is a mite presumptuous; I have metrics to show this
SchipLover 6th Sep 2022, 9:54 AM edit delete reply
Are just stirring your lover's coffee and nothing else? Subscribe to Haute-Coffee-catalog.com, now. You know you want to...
lirvilas 6th Sep 2022, 11:21 AM edit delete reply
yeah I'll probably have to draw the cover of that "catalogue"

because I'm me
Nunya 6th Sep 2022, 1:20 PM edit delete reply
I can practically see the cover now. Karen facing the camera with a skimpier than usual bikini on to display all the skin right to the edge of areola and tight trimmed pubes. Jo facing away in seeming conversation with Karen, a thin strip of fabric running side to side at hip-bone level and a brightly colored bit of dental floss disappearing into her ass crack.

The back cover would be our resident redhead in something meshy that lets lips, nips, and piercing jewelry shine through.

Think the Weasel guys, but trashier. Sort of like Fredrick's of Hollywood compared to Victoria's Secret...
lirvilas 6th Sep 2022, 1:38 PM edit delete reply
you dissin' the Wicked Weasel? those Australian bastards are classy as fuck! All their shit is absolutely dripping with profundity.

Malibu Strings, on the other hand...
Microraptor 6th Sep 2022, 3:01 PM edit delete reply
I don't know if you have anything similar in the US, but a coffee chain that has expanded to selling a lot of stuff completely unrelated to coffee?
That's totally a thing over here!
(And they do indeed sell clothes too, including underwear, sportswear, swimwear...)
lirvilas 6th Sep 2022, 11:53 PM edit delete reply
talk about "mission creep"

but selling clothes is straight down Haute Coffee's lane, since they're not really in the coffee business, they exist to sell ass
Guest 6th Sep 2022, 9:15 PM edit delete reply
You could do a themed catalog like the old Banana Republic ones - tasteful watercolor sketches showing off the goods with a little made up anecdote… well maybe it doesn’t have to be watercolor…
lirvilas 6th Sep 2022, 11:52 PM edit delete reply
I need to go do some research on this, like for real