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lirvilas 1st Jun 2020, 8:01 PM edit delete
I mean, no wild plot twists here. Let's see if tomorrow is any better.


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Mrremoraman 1st Jun 2020, 8:05 PM edit delete reply
I mean, he's got a point...
lirvilas 1st Jun 2020, 10:38 PM edit delete reply
...it's just really blunt

ba dum bum ching
jamie59 1st Jun 2020, 8:51 PM edit delete reply
Talk about a hostile negotiating position. Too bad he can't see her skirt. Looks like it's sliding up.
lirvilas 1st Jun 2020, 10:39 PM edit delete reply
his swine are getting an eyeful

but they're not in any position to help Donna's case
Microraptor 1st Jun 2020, 9:46 PM edit delete reply
Am I reading between the lines that their relationship wasn't always purely professional, and they once ended up in bed together?
(Which wouldn't be very surprising - it's Donna after all!)
lirvilas 1st Jun 2020, 10:11 PM edit delete reply
there's a lot of very ugly psychodrama that could be explored here
sigpig 2nd Jun 2020, 9:06 AM edit delete reply
At the risk of sounding a little crude, but...

Did Donna use her vagina in order to make a deal with Gretch? A little "pillow talk" promise?
lirvilas 2nd Jun 2020, 9:17 AM edit delete reply
@sig: I don’t know.

I do know that Gretch hates Don Panks.
NeilKapit 2nd Jun 2020, 3:35 AM edit delete reply
Now if it were Donald Trump’s stormtroopers on his land and not Donna or anyone else, I assume he’d bare his buttocks for them like a baboon in heat.....

Too far?
lirvilas 2nd Jun 2020, 6:57 AM edit delete reply
Federal personnel regardless of the reason would get a similar reception; the county sheriff would get a Bud Light and an invitation inside. Trump himself would get the latter treatment, but let’s be real, the germaphobe in Chief will never be caught dead in a pig farm.

Healthy or not it’s a “I’m the king of my castle” sentiment. Another good ole boy—even one known from Fox News—is a guest. Faceless authority is a threat. Very Afghan tribal approach to business, not well suited to the world of 2020.
sigpig 2nd Jun 2020, 9:08 AM edit delete reply
So he will offer the Sheriff diluted water?
lirvilas 2nd Jun 2020, 9:21 AM edit delete reply
@sig: it’s a refreshing summertime beverage like lemonade or sweet tea!
Stilldown 2nd Jun 2020, 5:23 AM edit delete reply
Deja vu. The situation is very similar to a plot I wrote a few weeks before - aging (sugar)daddy, farmhouse, trespassers and shotgun... Now you will never believe me I did not crib when I draw it. (Although it is seen from the other side.)
lirvilas 2nd Jun 2020, 9:07 AM edit delete reply
Great minds think alike!

And I’d hardly call Gretch a “sugar daddy”; he’s more like a “rock salt daddy”.
BlueDragon 29th Jun 2020, 5:35 AM edit delete reply
Why am I having fever dreams of Hunter S. Thompson and his neighbor o_O