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Infinite Scroll Mode Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!

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lirvilas 24th May 2023, 5:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
that's one way to get going in the morning

and I'm meh on Ratel's "let sleeping dogs lie" statement

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sherbettcat 24th May 2023, 5:15 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
Haute Coffee: Blacklisted by more HR firms than any other establishment in the tri-state area!
lirvilas 24th May 2023, 11:17 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
they can't run to HR if they're strapped down to an operating table!

(incidentally, I haven't renewed my PHR certification)
KidCthulhu 24th May 2023, 5:37 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
Maggie Ashton: Mistress of the Understatement...

Also, I like the crocodile aphorism.

(Curious about the potential new character in the incentive)
lirvilas 24th May 2023, 11:15 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
yeah so right after I made this page I had the genius idea to ask ChatGPT about actual Nigerian aphorisms

after lying to me (and it admitted that it did) it gave me a few that weren't as good as this one

(the girl? she's what happens when other people's characters full on collide with my universe... who needs AI to fuck up your art?!?)
Jay042 25th May 2023, 12:14 AM edit delete reply
Jay042
Oh ho! I am surprised to see her there so soon.
lirvilas 25th May 2023, 7:54 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
eh I need to work on her design... when I draw her she looks too much like Ingi
Jay042 25th May 2023, 8:26 AM edit delete reply
Jay042
My best advice would be to give her Doyle hair and a bigger nose.

FWIW, I originally modeled this character after a young Queen Elizabeth II.
Microraptor 25th May 2023, 12:11 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
If she puts on a bandana, she could be Ingi's decoy! ;-D
notStanley 24th May 2023, 5:41 PM edit delete reply
notStanley
That was so close to "what could go wrong"! You will be getting a special delivery from Murphy Consultants shortly :{
lirvilas 24th May 2023, 11:13 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
you can't live your life not expecting Murphy to drop by occasionally

that said, Murphy doesn't use the door
Microraptor 24th May 2023, 5:55 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Is Donna actually aware that Maggie is now back in Anvil Flats?
(Even if so, she might not expect her to be at the coffee shop of all things...)
lirvilas 24th May 2023, 11:17 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
that conversation is coming tomorrow lol
Jay042 24th May 2023, 6:06 PM edit delete reply
Jay042
There's the car battery! Been a while since anyone pulled that out.
lirvilas 24th May 2023, 11:18 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
only one way to find out if it's still got a charge
Thracecius 24th May 2023, 6:19 PM edit delete reply
Thracecius
Sometimes Donna just walks into these silly statements too easily. >.<

Very, very nice vote incentive, lirvilas. I wouldn't mind seeing her in the story if that's a thing that is planned. Given your track record I could regret asking for it, but eh...no guts, no glory, right? :D :D :D
lirvilas 24th May 2023, 11:21 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
that character needs to wrap up her own storyline first

and on my end I gotta burn down Kogana

(the vote incentives--and the Patreon--are my way of getting all the truly kinky/non-canon/ill-timed stuff out of my system)
jamie59 24th May 2023, 9:37 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Nice Nipple Clamps.
lirvilas 24th May 2023, 11:19 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
oh, there's a few other spots where you can put those things
Montrous Clock 25th May 2023, 9:24 AM edit delete reply
I'd say things were running smoothly.
lirvilas 25th May 2023, 9:34 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
"smooth": high amperage, low resistance!
Mrremoraman 25th May 2023, 9:54 AM edit delete reply
Mrremoraman
Donna



Do you even KNOW your friends?
Stever 25th May 2023, 2:09 PM edit delete reply
Stever
Whoa, looks like there's more 'punishment' to be administered.